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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 04:05

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

HELLO

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?

{RING} {RING}

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?

Yes sir it is.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Which type of physical cable has fastest transmission speed?

After a few moments he returns.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?

Sure no problem officer.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??